Workers of the World -- RETIRE!

You have nothing to lose but your six-figure buyouts!

The direct descendants of the good 'ole Daily Worker (now the "People's Weekly World" -- apparently they've bargained for more than just weekends off) are really worried about the GM buyouts just announced. The labor movement in the United States is definitely hitting a recruitment rough patch when the venerable old communist newspaper is lamenting injustices such as this:

"Workers with less seniority, in turn, are frightened or lured into taking one time cash payments of $100,000 - $140,000 and give up their good paying union jobs forever."